IM SICK OF IT!!!! I DONT CARE YOU FUCKING PEOPLE!!! STOP TELLING ME ABOUT IT!!!! STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT SPARKLY FUCKING VAMPIRES!!!! STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW HOT EDWARD OR JACOB IS!!!! I DO NOT WANT TO FUCKING HEAR IT!!!!! KILL THEM BOTH DEAD WITH FIRE!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!

*breathes deeply, eyes glowing red*


The biggest fucking Mary Sues in the world, you can find in this book.

"Oh my fucking god, look how attractive and dark and mysterious and amazing Edward is! Hes damaged and has an inner turmoil and that makes his character deep!! I want to suck his cold vamipiric cock because Im a blind fool who cant tell the difference between sex appeal and good writing, and I think Stephanie Meyer is the best writer since William Shakespeare!!!"


The same people who like twilight are the kind of douche bags who think Sasuke is well written. The idea that there are people who like this kind of bullshit, mary-sue-esque style writing is just sickening. Fuck Stephanie whats her face, she can burn in hell for this affront to the dark. 100 years from now, people are going to say "Twi-What!? Sparkly vampires? That's retarded"

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!! BURN THE FANDOM AND SCATTER THE ASHES TO THE WIND!!!!


*breathes out*


Christ...Ok. Well anyway my life is going OK, aside from my rapid decent down the icy tunnel of doom that is alcoholism, and the lack of any kind of love life. But the other day I was finally offered a trainee-ship at the place I have been working FR FREE for the past two year >_<
I speak of course of the after school care center. And after 2 years of working there and doing a damn fine job I might add, they are finally offering me a full time position.
So huzzah for more money. Speaking of which any OFC members who are here chasing me up about prizes I havent forgotten, its some complex situations involving a certain credit card company and our bank.

Anyway thanks to the two people who read this and the one who may or may not comment.